Car Conversations

Hugo: I don't want to die any day. 

Declan: Do you want to go to the underworld?  If you don't die, you go to the underworld. 

Hugo: Bunnies live in the underworld!

Marriage

Hugo: Mommy, when I grow up can I marry you?

Me: ...sure???

Hugo: But, I heard you were already married. 

Me: ...well, that is true. 

Hugo: Well, maybe you could marry me and Kyrie could marry Daddy and Lari could marry Declan. 

Train Obsessed

Hugo got up from his nap today and was talking with Kyrie and me about what a big boy he is now, in a big boy bed. And then...he tooted. 

So, he said, "But, I still toot!" 

He seemed concerned about this, so I replied, "Everyone toots. Daddies toot, grandpas toot, dogs toot, even sisters toot."  

To which he responded, "Even trains toot like a hundred times!" 

I was a bit distracted and was like, "Uhhh, trains don't toot", but as soon as it was out of my mouth, I realized my mistake. Of course trains toot!  

I looked at him and smiled big-time, "You made a joke."  

And so, we all had a good laugh. I'm glad that, at four, at least his (possibly non-attempt at) jokes are funny!  (His knock-knock jokes leave a bit to be desired.) It's always entertaining the things that come out of this kid's mouth.